Today I set out to explore the universe but I ended up exploring the internet instead. Not as exciting, will try again tomorrow.
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honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him


just finished my arcade stick


Minecraft porn

Track: Fake Your Death [8-bit]
Artist: My Chemical Romance


My Chemical Romance - Fake Your Death [8-bit]

(Requested by: probably-strait & thehalfbl00dginger)


showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”


i was supposed to be the hero


men disgust me and i don’t mean that in a silly misandrist tumblr post zinger way I mean that at least 80% of the men I have met say think and do really disgusting shit regularly


Took the cat out for a… sit


I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner
favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner) ←


Panic! At the Disco concert update: Brendon Urie is shirtless and I’m ready for him to destroy me