rhyse:

please look at this gallery of weird penises

catsbeaversandducks:

Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!

Photos by ©izumiechan - Via BuzzFeed

restartingserver:

SUCH EXCITE!!
I should really stop posting at 2 AM.

restartingserver:

SUCH EXCITE!!

I should really stop posting at 2 AM.

perchu:

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I imagine all mras to be like that one scene in gravity falls when dipper bumps into a woman and she’s like “oh sorry im looking for the mail man” and Dipper starts sweating and crying and going “what so you’re saying i couldn’t be a male man!  im not male im not a man?! Is that what you’re getting at”

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pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

thehumanbutt:

congalineofdurin:

lifting-spirits:

mr-noodle-arms:

willycheesesteak:

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better

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Vin Diesel is actually precious and we must protect him

zorilious:

athenacykes:

i still don’t?? understand luigi’s winning pose though?? he just swings down and wiggle on the spot like a caterpillar?? just what is this man doing 

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his best

tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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