Today I set out to explore the universe but I ended up exploring the internet instead. Not as exciting, will try again tomorrow.
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haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

  • me: i really wish games would take more time to tell stories
  • me starting any game: oh my god shut the fuck up let me plaaaay


*sees interviews of Gerard talking about the break up*
*pretends I didnt see it*



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I saw the video of this once. I think it’s called “To Troll a Predator” on Youtube. It is fantastic

Pedophile: “Who the fuck are you?”

*Batman voice* : “I’m Batman”



so. I visited my cousin’s apartment today

My future dream


realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it




I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants


women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”




"isn’t it amazing what modders can come up with?? when a community comes together they can create wonderful things that make a game even better!!"


I hate this post because it implies that this mod DOESN’T make the game any better. And that’s untrue



they don’t call em sweet cheeks for nothing


"Well, then why should we do anything more than once? Should I just smoke this one cigarette? Maybe we should only have sex once, if it’s the same thing. Should we just watch one sunset? Or live just one day? It’s new every time, each time is a different experience."


What even is the Yogscast? Another photoset that explains nothing and only brings up more questions.


it takes all of my energy to read a post thats more than 2 sentences