Today I set out to explore the universe but I ended up exploring the internet instead. Not as exciting, will try again tomorrow.
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I love celebrity encounters. The best was in a hotel in London.

I was in the lobby and saw Lucy Liu. She’s, like, this tall. She looked up at me and saw a tag sticking out the back of my sweater. She reached up, tucked it in, and said, ‘Now you’re perfect.’

I would die on a battlefield for Lucy Liu.

Canadian novelist Douglas Coupland on dying for Lucy Liu. (via elementarystan) ←

Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers


do you know how difficult it is to feel secure in your looks and personality and overall self when absolutely no one has ever shown any interest in you whatsoever like yeah you shouldn’t base all of your self-confidence on other people but still there’s like always that irritating little voice inside of you that tells you that you’ve never been worth a second glance or getting to know for anyone and you can try to ignore it all you want but it’s still there


My little sister was probably 8 when she figured out that meat comes from animals so now she doesn’t eat any meat except chicken and that’s because she got attacked by a chicken in India so this is her revenge


2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly


well? can he????


we need to talk about that house loan


shoot me in the goddamn face


Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany

Anonymous asked: Girls don't poop either


don’t be ridiculous of course girls poop. they poop once every month and it’s a really big poop so they get cramps and stuff i’ve read personal blogs



threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear