miss-nerdgasmz:

roachpatrol:

clintbarttons:

where do i sign up to become an amazon

where do i sign up to date one

#where do I sign up for both

ohmygil:

"their mouths met and their tongUES DUELED FOR DOMINANCE. THE LOSER’S TONGUE WOULD BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM”

dannyaviclan:

*after I give someone a blowjob*

well that’s the end of this blowjob remember to rate the blowjob comment the blowjob and subscribe if you wanna have blowjobs similar to this one see ya

  • me: *to friend(s) online* i'm gonna go to sleep c ya
  • me: ...
  • me: *reblogs and likes things*
  • me: shit now they're r gonna think im avoiding them when really i just have no self-discipline

woodmeat:

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

subtlemama-g:

xlikegold:

sosuperawesome:

Planters for your bike, planters for your lapel, planters for your bag
From wearableplanter

Omg.

How cute

  • me: damn i need to save my money
  • me: *spends $200 in a week*

unclefather:

http://thoughtcatalog.com/christine-stockton/2014/03/terrifying-close-encounters-with-creepy-people/

Read this its super interesting. Always be careful and trust your gut! 

batchthecumber:

So my school has this thing where we give offerings to our mascot, Testudo, during finals week because legend has it that he’s pretty lucky.

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And it’s this pretty cool tradition. But now, well, I think it may be getting a little out of hand….

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kirindave:

zamii070:

everytime

Almost as bad, “What are you anxious about?”

stardustcrumb:

You can see the difference in how these characters were brought up clearly from the younger years. Harry if you remember has to be prompted to tell his name, most likely because the Dursley’s hated to acknowledge he is important. Ron, as an afterthought tells his name as though he always gets a head of himself and must be reminded all the time to tell others who he is. While Hermione recites her name as though she has walked up to so many kids trying to make friends, because her parents told her the easiest way to make friends is to introduce yourself. And finally Draco leads with his family name because it shows his pure blood status and sets him above the rest; it is what makes him important and special, and his last name is the only thing that matters. Yet in the end war does not care what your name is, it hurts without discrimination, and that is what the second gifs display all to well.