yogvrt:

do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed 

evilguineapiginator:

darbesaurus:

tittymonsta:

cfgirlflying:

schoolofcharmmentality:

missmeoh:

kestrelsansjesses:

mariaacristina:

Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you!

Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away.

THIS INFURIATES ME.

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

Makes me so mad.

I’m about to kill someone

One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word.

Do they expect people to fall out of the car and crawl along the floor or something? Not every disability is visible!

poderfriki:

Video Games Planets by Tim Hijlkema

mercipourlehomo:

BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AND BURN THE 

ASHES

sweetlikehunny:

and she was never seen again

fma-reminders:

Friendly reminder that Hiromu Arakawa said in an interview that Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye would’ve been married if it weren’t for the military fratnerzation laws (◕‿◕✿)

1612th:

who wants to drive across america breaking into peoples’ houses adn taking their stuff 

meladoodle:

constantly looking forward to my next meal

ninezku:

Actors laughing between takes

gurglings:

first in a series of comics i’m doing called ‘animal crossing problems’

#1: pocket space and living creatures

memewhore:

 

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

because i know things

i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

lord-smaug-the-impenetrable:

I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve

janteyknow:

sh3rl0ck14n:

owl-the-strange:

ohmicaiah:

hayleythehatter:

It has over 8,000 views.

And not a single dislike.

fun fact: I would love to be Peter Pan at a Disney park

but I don’t think I can be this fucking adorable

this is so cute I think I just threw up a little bit

ohmygod my I caN’T EVEN

OH SWEET LRODJSKLF

i don’t know what to feel

touchmypotato:

I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.

maclonna:

me goin to war